Malewife cishet howl!Philza

CANON LIVES: 1 DEATHS: got shot by a sniper he hired got stuck in a door while clownified and was knocked out by Spider's cum powers, then exploded into smoke when Spider ate the clown chocolate he was hiding in his clown shoe NOTES: Malewife cishet howl!Philza has 3 spouses, but only one is in Zablr (it's spider lmao), and has 2 children (Caro and Kiki). He doesn't know how marriage bot functions and hates tatsu bot with a burning passion.

Find me on tumblr lmao @/refrigderatorr